BIG TEXAS CUMMER SLAPS
$5.00
FIVE STICKERS FIVE DOLLARS. THESE LOOK SERIOUSLY SEXY ON THE BACK OF A LIFTED PICK UP, YOUR FRIEND'S DRIFT CAR OR YOUR MOM'S SHITTY OLD MINI VAN THAT YOU DRIVE BUT YOU'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT.
OTHER APPLICABLE USES INCLUDE PISSING OFF THE OLD LADIES IN YOUR CITY.
EGGSHELL MEANS THEY ARE MEANT TO BE A BITCH TO GET OFF. UNLESS YOU PUT THEM ON YOUR PHONE AND RUB THEM OFF OVER THE COURSE OF A MONTH WITH YOUR GRUBBY HANDS, THESE DO NOT COME OFF WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS ELBOW GREASE.